Inside Sales Humor

After having a great and full life, an InsideSales.com Sales Rep gets to the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to the Rep, “Before you come in, what one unsolved mystery would you like to know about life?”

The InsideSales.com Sales Rep smiles, looks down on his nice car, his nice home, his nice family, and then asks Saint Peter, “What is the one decision in my life that had I made a different decision, would have made the biggest impact in my life?”  Saint Peter says, “Son, you did good.  You chose InsideSales.com and in your 25 year selling career, you made over 500,000 dials, you talked to nearly 25,000 people, you held well over 5,000 web meetings with your prospects and customers, and you ended up with a nice car, a nice home, and a nice family, what more could you want?”

At about this time, a ConnectAndSell Sales Rep gets to the pearly gates, and finds himself standing in line behind the InsideSales.com Sales Rep.  Saint Peter says, “Next in line”.  So at this point, rather than continuing on, the InsideSales.com Sales Rep holds up and really wants to hear what question the ConnectAndSell Sales Rep will ask Saint Peter.  So Saint Peter asks the ConnectAndSell Rep, “Before you come in, what one unsolved mystery you would like to know about  life?”  The ConnectAndSell Sales Rep smiles, looks down on his nice car, his nice home, his nice family, and then asks Saint Peter, “What is the one decision in my life that had I made a different decision, would have made the biggest impact in my life?”  Saint Peter says, “Son, you did good.  You chose ConnectAndSell and in your 25 year selling career, you made over 500,000,000 dials, you talked to nearly 250,000 people, you held well over 50,000 web meetings with your prospects and customers, and you ended up with a nice car, a nice home, and a nice family, what more could you want?”

At this point, the InsideSalesRep.com Sales Rep gets frustrated at what he’s overheard and jumps into the conversation.  “Saint Peter, I don’t understand, you gave me the same reply that you gave the ConnectAndSell Sales Rep–my biggest competitor, my arch-nemesis!” To which Saint Peter replies, “You both have a nice car, a nice house, and a nice family”.

By now, God overhears the debate between Saint Peter and these two Sales Professionals.  So God jumps in and says, “It’s pretty simple really, Saint Peter is right, you both have a nice car, a nice house, and a nice family.  The difference is, the ConnectAndSell Sales Rep had an unfair advantage.  His solution enabled him to talk to make 10X as many dials, talk to 10X more people, run 10X as many web meetings, and as a result, sold a lot more than you did and ended up with a more luxurious car, a beautiful home and a very happy family!”

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